Chapter One: The Castrationing
(work in progress - draft only - no sponsors being accepted at this time - publishers will need to get in line - and be orderly about it)
A fictional story (of course 😎 ) about a guy who could have left it at owning a large chunk of the world and been content, but instead decided to be a dick and let himself hang-out a few times too often... all one-inch-and-change of it.
LITERARY WARNING
While absolutely no attempt has been made to avoid any similarities between this work and real world events and people, this work should be taken to be whatever you choose to have your imaginations believe it to be, because who the hell am I to tell you what to believe? Dream, live, and be free to express your imaginative sides through... you know what, just read on. And just an FYI - the character's nickname is subject to change without warning - no warranties available on this product.
NSFW WARNING
Actually, this one's pretty easy really. This creative literary work is not safe for consumption at work. Or in schools or around children. Or in public places. Or when your parents come to visit. Or if your puppy is in the room. And you might want to avoid brightly lit areas when reading this material. Also be advised that driving while reading this material is really kinda silly since you should be focused on the road, so maybe sorta don't.
PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING
MOOVPAD and the author (can I get a woot-woot) wish to advise that this site does not have a license to perform surgical procedures, and will only be using a spork.
