“good evening, ladies and gentlemen”…

"we are currently flying over Sydney, and if you look to the right...

...you'll see our city lit in glorious colours, just for you...

...and over to the left is the wonderful Pacific ocean, where I have

just released a chunk of 'blue ice', for your continued pooing pleasure, and mine...

...please feel free to remove your seatbelts and roam freely about the cabin, and thank you for flying Air-IDGAF."

EMH